I literally had just had an asthma attack from laughing prior to this. Also. I’ll link my sister when I get on my laptop.
- B - Birthday?
- D - Drink you last had?
- F - Favourite song?
- H - Hometown?
- J - Jellybean flavour?
- L- Longest friendship?
- N - Number of siblings?
- P - Person who called me last?
- R - Reason to smile?
- T - Time you woke up?
- V - Very best friend?
- X - X rays i had?
- Z - Zodiac sign?
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
My sister’s dumb. Also pretty. But dumb.
I try not to sleep through weekdays because everyone’s out of the house all morning and I can be naked forever. And take nude selfies, yooo.
Bobby’s super adorbs even with a gruesome nosebleed.~
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.